Nothing compares to the happiness one gets from eating a fudgecicle in the nude before bed time.

OMG he escaped from the window. Should I buy a gun now?

Huge fly in my room (I posted about him earlier but the post seems to have disappeared...maybe it'll come back)...anyway, I trapped him between a window and its screen. I don't care what happens to him. He was bothersome. I'll probably check in a bit to see if he's dead.

Have a lovely evening!

There's a huge fly in my room. I tried spraying it with Febreze. No dice. He lives to taunt me another day. People have told me that flies only live 24 hours but that's just not true...this sucker has been around the block a few times. How else would he have gotten that tattoo? Should I be scared?

Do ya ever marvel at people whose undergarments still smell like laundry detergent at the end of the day? Well, mine don't. I certainly hope I'm not the only one because I consider myself a very clean person.

What do you think about rebounding? Emotionally, I think it can actually be beneficial for the rebounder. One needs to say "It's ok cuz I have someone new!" and then when it ends it's not so devastating because you didn't love that person on a real level to begin with. BUT it's totally not fair to do that to someone who thinks they have a real chance when you're just using them as a temporary crutch.
Actually, this has nothing to do with me right now but I watch what my friends do sometimes and I just wanted to say that.

Ever plan your day according to your desire to avoid someone? I do.