Nothing compares to the happiness one gets from eating a fudgecicle in the nude before bed time.

OMG he escaped from the window. Should I buy a gun now?

Huge fly in my room (I posted about him earlier but the post seems to have disappeared...maybe it'll come back)...anyway, I trapped him between a window and its screen. I don't care what happens to him. He was bothersome. I'll probably check in a bit to see if he's dead.

Have a lovely evening!

There's a huge fly in my room. I tried spraying it with Febreze. No dice. He lives to taunt me another day. People have told me that flies only live 24 hours but that's just not true...this sucker has been around the block a few times. How else would he have gotten that tattoo? Should I be scared?

Do ya ever marvel at people whose undergarments still smell like laundry detergent at the end of the day? Well, mine don't. I certainly hope I'm not the only one because I consider myself a very clean person.

What do you think about rebounding? Emotionally, I think it can actually be beneficial for the rebounder. One needs to say "It's ok cuz I have someone new!" and then when it ends it's not so devastating because you didn't love that person on a real level to begin with. BUT it's totally not fair to do that to someone who thinks they have a real chance when you're just using them as a temporary crutch.
Actually, this has nothing to do with me right now but I watch what my friends do sometimes and I just wanted to say that.

Ever plan your day according to your desire to avoid someone? I do.

I sleep in WAY too often. I think it actually slows my metabolism.

I'm going to bed now. I'm THIIIS close to being a total insomniac. I think most people are these days, right? Anyway, wish me luck.

It's just rude to give advice to someone who hasn't asked for it.

I hate having to pee suddenly. I have tasks to complete and all of a sudden there's a little feeling downstairs that says "Hey, buddy. You should pee. I mean, you don't have to do it right now. But I'm here. And I'm only gonna get worse, bitch!" UGH emotional struggle.

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WELCOME TO MY BLOG! If you're viewing this on August 11, 2009, you're here on my very first day! I'll probably post here every day, but that's not a guarantee.

I just got spooked because I noticed an upside down hand print on my vanity mirror. I thought it might have been left by a ghost but then I remembered I probably put my hand there yesterday when I was stabilizing myself to inspect a blemish on my bottom.

I just febrezed myself in lieu of a shower after a hot day of working outside. I may take a shower later but I'll probably conk out before then. The febreze is marked "EXTRA STRENGTH," so aren't I pretty much good to go?