I sleep in WAY too often. I think it actually slows my metabolism.

I'm going to bed now. I'm THIIIS close to being a total insomniac. I think most people are these days, right? Anyway, wish me luck.

It's just rude to give advice to someone who hasn't asked for it.

I hate having to pee suddenly. I have tasks to complete and all of a sudden there's a little feeling downstairs that says "Hey, buddy. You should pee. I mean, you don't have to do it right now. But I'm here. And I'm only gonna get worse, bitch!" UGH emotional struggle.

FIRST FOLLOWER

Thanks to ROBBIN LOWERY for being my first follower!

YAY FOR NEW THINGS!

WELCOME TO MY BLOG! If you're viewing this on August 11, 2009, you're here on my very first day! I'll probably post here every day, but that's not a guarantee.

I just got spooked because I noticed an upside down hand print on my vanity mirror. I thought it might have been left by a ghost but then I remembered I probably put my hand there yesterday when I was stabilizing myself to inspect a blemish on my bottom.